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my luck, two funnies in one day

Both in the same day- a mom called and said she needed a copy of her child's
"EUTHANASIA"  (AKA immunization)record for school.
A mom told me that she had she had switched her child to a low iron Lactofree
formula because she was worried about constipation.  I said that as far as I
knew there was no such animal and she replied "Sure there is- it says  "iron
FORFEITED" (AKA fortified) on every can."
Have a great weekend.... School starts here next week and I think we trully
made it through all the sports physicals...
Regards- Kim Burlingham, MD  peds, Texas